Okay, so I may not know very much about paintball… to be honest, I’ve never played (though I did for a short time live with a guy who played “professionally” or something… I was never really clear on that whole situation)… but I DO know enough to say that this gallery of blonde teen Madden, while ridiculously hot, is totally unrealistic. I’m pretty sure that playing paintball in only teeny shorts and a thin, almost see-through white t-shirt is pretty much asking for masses of pain and bruises… like, if you look closely, you can see little holes on her shirt where the paint splatters are. Um, ow. Okay, okay, so let’s do the whole suspension of disbelief and go the fantasy route: obviously the paintball… bullets? Pellets? What are they called? Well, whatever, THEY CAN’T HURT MADDEN BECAUSE SHE IS TOTALLY HARDCORE AND SUPER CUTE ALL AT ONCE MUCH LIKE MANY FANTASY BADASS BABES LIKE KARA THRACE OR SOMETHING. Uh, yeah. Just enjoy the fantasy, guys.