| I've always been rotten at tennis. Well, I'm pretty awful at anything that requires too much hand-eye coordination, to be honest... sad, I know. But I was always bummed that I failed so miserably at tennis, for a few reasons - one, it's a great workout, as you can tell from the fact that female tennis players always having super hot bodies; two, I love the cute little tennis skirts, and three - when you play tennis, you get to ogle said hot-bodied female players while they're wearing the aforementioned teeny-tiny tennis skirts. Pretty sweet deal all-around, if I do say so myself. But alas, I suck at tennis, so I have to just be happy with living vicariously through Big Tits In Sports when they get hotties like Jenaveve Jolie to play a hardcore match with one of their male stars, Charles Dera. Of course, the game degenerates into plenty of hot sex, and nobody's complaining... well, at least until I start unleashing some groanworthy "love-love" and "shuttleCOCK" puns... then you'd have reason to be pissed! |
